Ask about Maggie's policies!
Anonymous asked: Which 15th or 16th century dictator is Maggie Holzman most similar to?
I would say her closest match is Vlad the Impaler. She skewers her enemies on whim, is campus-renowned for her extraordinary cruelty, and has victims numbering in the tens of thousands.
Anonymous asked: This is funny but in all seriousness, would she be a good president?
Probably. She’s very organized. And she cares about things, which is cool for a president.
Anonymous asked: What's Maggie's policy on Water Ice?
She holds the controversial belief that it exists.